Stornk #72
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireMcStornk's Tee
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedMcStornk's
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatMcStornk's Visor
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemSad Meal