Stornk #699
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBrokeberry