Stornk #694
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBrokeberry