Stornk #685
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemDry Powder