Stornk #651
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerBYND
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBrokeberry