Stornk #65
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCrapple Watch
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemNone