Stornk #63
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlue Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatAccountant
- Hair/Hat ColorGreen Candle
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes3
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemBriefcase