Stornk #610
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorPurple Book
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemBriefcase