Stornk #596
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorOld Money
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGrape Expectations
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerMSFT
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorAltcoin
- Wing ItemNone