Stornk #590
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorOrange Pill
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemPen