Stornk #564
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerGPRO
- Tie ColorGreenback
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemNone