Stornk #559
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlue Book
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBriefcase