Stornk #552
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerAMZN
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemNone