Stornk #543
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorRisk-On
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemNone