Stornk #506
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorGrape Expectations
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorIn the Red
- Wing ItemPen