Stornk #496
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorDark Pool
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBrokeberry