Stornk #480
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDark Pool
- Wing ItemPen