Stornk #48
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlue Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal