Stornk #454
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemNone