Stornk #446
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingBuy the Dip
- Wing ColorGreen Candle
- Wing ItemPen