Stornk #433
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerDNUT
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingLiquidity Pool
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal