Stornk #428
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakDown Only
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorDust
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailMoonshot
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerGRND
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal