Stornk #423
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemPen