Stornk #419
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGolden Pump
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBriefcase