Stornk #404
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorBlack Swan
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBrokeberry