Stornk #394
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorGreen Candle
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerGRND
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorOld Money
- Wing ItemNone