Stornk #384
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorOld Money
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorRisk-On
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBrokeberry