Stornk #371
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorDark Pool
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemBrokeberry