Stornk #37
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadDiamond
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerOPEN
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal