Stornk #351
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNone
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatAccountant
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerWEN
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemNone