Stornk #346
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Book
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNKE
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorBlue Sky
- Wing ItemBrokeberry