Stornk #342
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireCrapple Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundRed Candle
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedCrapple
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrapple Earbud
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatCrapple Hat
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchCrapple Watch
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemNone