Stornk #337
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigarette
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal