Stornk #325
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakTaper
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerHOOD
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal