Stornk #30
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBullionaire
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerAMZN
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorBlue Book
- Wing ItemBriefcase