Stornk #297
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatInvestment Banker
- Hair/Hat ColorDust
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailBull Pennant
- Tail ColorRed Flag
- TickerRDDT
- Tie ColorDark Pool
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemNone