Stornk #285
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPenny Stocks
- BackgroundBullionaire
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorGreenback
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceWorm
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Book
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerSPCX
- Tie ColorStablecoin
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemNone