Stornk #267
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorOrange Pill
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorDry Powder
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatBond Trader
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerOPEN
- Tie ColorBlue Book
- Toes2
- WatchNone
- WingFan Chart
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemBriefcase