Stornk #258
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRed Flag
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceCrypto Bro
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorRed Flag
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOld Money
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerMCD
- Tie ColorOld Money
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorDeep Value
- Wing ItemStornk Street Journal