Stornk #255
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePower Broker
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakRug Pull
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorAltcoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorDeep Value
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailSquare Position
- Tail ColorPenny Stocks
- TickerAAPL
- Tie ColorGreenback
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingYield Farming
- Wing ColorPurple Book
- Wing ItemBrokeberry