Stornk #238
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundExit Liquidity
- BeakUp Only
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGreenback
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorPenny Stocks
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailHard Fork
- Tail ColorDark Pool
- TickerBB
- Tie ColorGreen Candle
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorDry Powder
- Wing ItemNone