Stornk #236
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorPenny Stocks
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatQuant
- Hair/Hat ColorBlue Sky
- HeadDiamond
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckNeutral
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerSOFI
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes1
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorCold Storage
- Wing ItemNone