Stornk #223
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireWall Street
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundLiquid Assets
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorCold Storage
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?Yes
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCocaine
- Hair/HatTrust Fund Kid
- Hair/Hat ColorIn the Red
- HeadRound Trip
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorRed Flag
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerTSLA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorPenny Stocks
- Wing ItemPen