Stornk #2165
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDark Pool
- BackgroundMargin Call
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyFalling Wedge
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorPurple Book
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorGolden Pump
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsMoney Eyes
- TailShort Position
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes1
- WatchCalculative
- WingShort Position
- Wing ColorRed Flag
- Wing ItemNone