Stornk #2161
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireOld School
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakStraight Through
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemCigar
- BodyLong Position
- Body ColorStablecoin
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearAnalyst
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatHedge Fund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorGolden Pump
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerKSS
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCross Trade
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemBrokeberry