Stornk #2146
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttireNVIDIOT Lanyard
- Attire ColorNone
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakSpoon Fed
- Beak ColorRisk-On
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorBlue Sky
- BrandedNVIDIOT
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesLarge Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatNVIDIOT Snapback
- Hair/Hat ColorPink Sheets
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorOrange Pill
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailPrice Spike
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerNVDA
- Tie ColorNone
- Toes3
- WatchCalculative
- WingPaper Hands
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemSPX Graphics Card