Stornk #2144
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorPurple Book
- BackgroundGrape Expectations
- BeakAlpha
- Beak ColorPenny Stocks
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMiddle Management
- Body ColorDust
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearNone
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatMarket Veteran
- Hair/Hat ColorDry Powder
- HeadBroad St.
- LegsAll Time High
- Legs ColorBullionaire
- LegwearNone
- NeckShort
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorBlack Swan
- TickerNOK
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes3
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorGreenback
- Wing ItemPen