Stornk #2140
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorDeep Value
- BackgroundBlue Chip
- BeakBag
- Beak ColorBullionaire
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceDeal Maker
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceFish
- Hair/HatFund Manager
- Hair/Hat ColorRisk-On
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsBreak Even
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckLong
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailFan Chart
- Tail ColorBlue Book
- TickerMETA
- Tie ColorCold Storage
- Toes2
- WatchCalculative
- WingFalling Knife
- Wing ColorPink Sheets
- Wing ItemBrokeberry