Stornk #213
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorBlack Swan
- BackgroundOrange Pill
- BeakCut Losses
- Beak ColorGolden Pump
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyMarket Maker
- Body ColorIn the Red
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesSmall Exposure
- EyewearEconomist
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatPrivate Equity
- Hair/Hat ColorAfter Hours
- HeadBlock Trade
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorBlack Swan
- LegwearNone
- NeckS-Curve
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailRising Wedge
- Tail ColorDeep Value
- TickerMSTR
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes2
- WatchHigh Roller
- WingSupport Level
- Wing ColorRisk-On
- Wing ItemDry Powder