Stornk #2127
4,200 storks working as financial professionals. They follow stocks. They have feelings about stocks. They understand very little and react to everything. They eat things off the floor, shit almost immediately, and sometimes an egg comes out. This is the future of finance.
- AttirePortfolio Manager
- Attire ColorRed Flag
- BackgroundAfter Hours
- BeakUnderwater
- Beak ColorOld Money
- Beak ItemNone
- BodyBag Holder
- Body ColorPink Sheets
- BrandedNo
- Cocaine Addiction?No
- CombrandionNo
- EarpieceNone
- EyesMedium Exposure
- EyewearWhale
- Food SourceCricket
- Hair/HatVenture Capitalist
- Hair/Hat ColorMargin Call
- HeadNest Egg
- LegsAll Time Low
- Legs ColorRisk-On
- LegwearNone
- NeckVolatile
- PupilsBroke Eyes
- TailBell Curve
- Tail ColorOld Money
- TickerYUM
- Tie ColorPenny Stocks
- Toes1
- WatchNone
- WingCup & Handle
- Wing ColorBlue Book
- Wing ItemNone